kpopdoctors:

After various complaints from unnamed female fans concerning the patient’s perfect skin. We have taken DNA samples and done various experiments with the cells. We were unable to determine why Mr. Jang has such perfect milky white skin.

Also, in Hyunseung’s body. We discovered a new disease called ‘4D-ness’ this  diseaseis a break through investigation as we have discovered the same virus is many other idols. Some of the idols who possess this illness include:

• Kim Kibum (the SHINee one)
• Mir
• Kim Hyun Joong
• Onew
• Kim Heechul
• Kyuhyun
• Park Bom
• Kim Jaejoong

If you are worried you are being influenced or if you think you have his illness, these are some of the symptoms Mr. jang showed:

• inability to cut spring onions
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQQNr8cU7cs&feature=player_embedded <—- just…
• Dropping of mics
• Speaking weird Chinese
• Laying on the floor
• Dancing alone during fanmeetings

We are sorry, there is no cure for this disease.